you'll never be as weird as uncle alice.

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i get teary-eyed every fucking time i talk to lacey on the phone.

and why does march 11th seem like such an important day? is there something im forgetting?

last night, in a moment of unbridled honesty, hank shared with me how much he misses spending time with me. it was adorable. HOWEVER, i am so good at ruining moments, i just made fun of him.
i have a "fan club" at work. ITS AWESOME.

mandi and i have been spending A LOT of time together lately. remove the chain, cuz thats off it.


I MISS YOU ACA. COME BACK INTO MY LIFFFFFFFEEEEEEE.

so i logged into netflix to adjust my queue, and i noticed that documentary on my list was available for download.
and now im watching it.
small town gay bar. ITS EPIC.

ok, so i have a paper due on tuesday night and i cant get off the fucking internet. i hope we get a house by the end of the year. paula abdul. JUST paul abdul. bed bath and beyond called, annnnd i need a job with benefits. im not insured. when lizzie moves, im going to be RIDICULOUSLY sad. there will be tears. theres no way im NOT going to see !!! in march and bai ling is fucking WEIRD.

suck it.

oh oh oh! we made valentines plans this year! we're actually celebrating.

resume sucking it.

mandi got high and made amazing cookies.
and im pretty sure true life is my favorite show.

oh. my. god.

so we're not getting that same house due to circumstances beyond our control. lameez.
but, we are getting another house more than twice the size because we've been putting money into savings like mad. so, where theres a down theres an up, i guess.


I REALLY WANT A NEW FUCKING JOB. i go through these phases where i think my job is thegreatestthingeveromglolrofllmao and then i go through the ihatethisjobiwanttoleaveeveryoneheresucksidontgetpaidenough... phase.
theres a certain secret bitch that i hate. her bitchiness is like bad milk. youre all like mmm delicious milk in this pure, pure container. then you really open it up and youre all OMG WTF THIS ISNT MILK AT ALL! ITS CURDLED ATTITUDE AND BITTERNESS AND BITCHY COMMENTS TO THOSE WHO DONT DESERVE IT! gross. throw that shit away.

im already worn out because of school. i made the decision the other daay that im going to get my masters. i must be crazy.

all i can think lately is NEW HOUSE NEW HOUSE NEW HOUSE. its like a mantra that i chant in my head every day. sometimes out loud. then people are like stfu weirdo.

bye!

i try so hard to stay organized, but it becomes a mess of unfinished to do lists and an overflowing glove compartment. like, im really struggling and the harder i try, the more disorganzed i become.

i am still so excited for the house! i went browsing around today for stuff to fill our house with, and i was complimented on my butt. AWESOME.

hank had a vhs of stop or my mom will shoot in his backseat. oh, estelle getty.

"i'm married to someone who may or may not be a heterosexual."

this will be in my home.
IT WILL AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, BOYFRIEND!!!

people are coming up with some pretty creative ways to tell me i'm fat.
all i can think about is the new house. and all of the stuff from urban outfitters that i can't afford for it.
smoking is affecting the color of my teeth. shocking.


bye my life is boring bye.

we're buying a house! a home of our very own!

please?

can i have this too?

in other news, i think i broke my thumb!

thank you for your new show, snoop dogg. i love you even more now. if thats even possible.

my work christmas party was tonight and it was bangin'. i brought so much yummy food home.

k bye,

my boo surprised me with a mini vacation tomorrow! its under weird circumstances, but its whatevz. its vacation!

i think i also want scene it movies second edition for christmas, too.
oh, and ghost world on dvd.
also, the birch necklace hanger from urban outfitters.

k thanks, santa!


MY MATH FINAL IS AT 8:00 TOMORROW MORNING. I HOPE THAT I DO WELL.

dear hank,
i like it when you hold my hand when we watch tv, i like it when you answer the phone "hey cutie," i like it when you laugh at my jokes, i like it when you make me laugh at yours, i like it when you make me cookies, i like it when you ask for seconds when i cook dinner, and i like our tickle fights even though that sounds so lame.
what a great feeling it is to know that i come home to someone who loves me even if im chubby and stinky.

so. sick.
mucus. everywhere.
dying. soon.
bye.

"My life without Bizy would be no life worth living."
-Lizzie Carter

lol @ saturday. im still hungover.
i have mystery bruises, a mild concussion, and no memory of 2 lesbian lapdances.
all signs of a good night.
im going to go pick up the pictures now. i took 10, and then the other 14 were all taken by the time i woke up the next day.
lollerskates!

lizzie got into culinary school in new york!!! shes moving in july, so for her birthday in september im gonna fly up and see her. ZOMG NY.